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Networking ($NTWRK)

"It's not insider trading, it's just networking." The LinkedIn of memecoins. Built on Solana for speed, scalability, and other buzzwords.

Whitepaper

Version 1.0 • Community Draft

Executive Summary

In today’s fast-paced digital economy—where memes are currency and the market cap is the product Networking ($NTWRK) emerges as the first memecoin dedicated to the satirization of LinkedIn hustle culture.

We are not just a coin. We are a community of professional degenerates leveraging synergy to create value in the only KPI that matters: Twitter X: The Everything App engagement.

Vision & Mission

  • Vision: A world where every action, every event, every moment is posted online as a life lesson for those who weren't there to experience it.
  • Mission: Decentralize “let’s circle back” and “thought leadership” into a memecoin that turns your burnout into breakout.

Cultural Alignment

  • Corporate Memphis Aesthetics: Flat shapes, awkward limbs, and big smiles nobody has in real life.
  • LinkedIn Speak: Words like “synergize,” “value-add,” and “scale-up” sprinkled everywhere without meaning.
  • Community First: Because the only real utility of memecoins is the energy of the community.

Roadmap (Q1 – Whenever)

  • ✅ Launch on pump.fun
  • Satirize LinkedIn culture until we’re endorsed by someone with “Chief Synergy Officer” in their bio
  • Release Corporate Memphis art pack so everyone can meme like they’re a VC intern
  • Circle back with daily synergy reviews (aka tweets that say “gm $NTWRK”)
  • Engagement metrics to properly recognize those who level up our community and move the needle in the industry.
  • Allow users to raise funds for their startups via a revolutionary technology known as a launchpad. Just kidding... maybe...

Tokenomics

There are none. $NTWRK was launched on pump.fun because that’s where memes go to prove themselves. No presale, no VCs, no vesting schedules. Just raw synergy and organic growth hacking.

Disclaimers

  • Not financial advice.
  • Not even career advice.
  • We are literally making fun of LinkedIn.
  • If you post “open to work” with $NTWRK in your header, you’re already more bullish than us.

Closing Statement

$NTWRK is the world’s first LinkedIn-pilled memecoin. Where moments become moonshots, and networking events are mandatory fun. Let’s circle back on this later — together.